Anonymous asked: As an MUA what are your thoughts on the Naked palettes? Which one, if any, is your favorite?

I’m gonna be honest with you. I don’t like the Naked palettes. Or rather, I always THINK that I want them, and then I go back to Sephora and swatch them and just think W H Y. I almost never wear shimmer/pearl shadows and I almost never use them on clients - and when I do, I almost never use more than one. The Naked palettes baffle me, they’re such a random assortment of mattes and shimmers that coordinate in such bizarre ways. Every Naked palette look I’ve ever seen looks like a 17 year old going to junior prom. 

If I had to pick one, I’d say Naked 3 because I love rose gold and I think you can do some acceptable stuff with it, but it still annoys me. 

Buy Naked Basics. I cannot stress enough how much I love the Basics palettes. You get six matte nudes, perf for building retro looks, smoky looks, or casual looks. I have both, they’re delightful. 

Or, if you need some glitter in your life, consider the Smashbox Full Exposure palette, which I also have. It has 7 matte shades and then THOSE SAME SEVEN SHADES IN SHIMMERS. IT HAS COOL TONED NUDES AND WARM TONED NUDES. IT’S MISSING A HIGHLIGHT COLOR IF YOU’RE PALE AS FUCK BUT THAT’S COOL YOU PROBABLY OWN A BONE/CREAM/WHITE SHADE ANYWAY. 

The shadows themselves def need a primer, esp the shimmers, because they’re a bit sheer but it’s my go-to for jobs and my daily makeup. 

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